It snowed in
Hell Saudi Arabia recently and its denizens unleashed the demons of fun by building snowmen. This demonically influenced threat to humanity was quickly damned by a scholar of the “religion” of “peace”.
“Quoting from Muslim scholars, Sheikh Munajjid argued that to build a snowman was to create an image of a human being, an action considered sinful under the kingdom’s strict interpretation of Sunni Islam.
“God has given people space to make whatever they want which does not have a soul, including trees, ships, fruits, buildings and so on,” he wrote in his ruling.
I have never known a person who has made a tree or a fruit, but I have seen them make buildings and ships. Who knew such things were possible? Perhaps today I will make a tree or an apple. Also, I have never had a trained eye such as muslim scholars so I have never seen a snowman as the image of a real human being, particularly with the stone eyes and carrot nose.
One commenter on the article points out the real problem with making snowmen:
It (building snowmen) is imitating the infidels, it promotes lustiness and eroticism
How twisted does one’s mind have to be to get all hot and bothered by a snowman? I guess the same as one that does by looking on a goat from a certain angle. Or a real man.
A cold day in Hell indeed it was.